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- Bland - 09-11-2003
Woke up feeling a little groggy this morning. Slept really deeply due to the cool weather. Performed my morning abolutions and then sat down to a hearty breakfast. I had an omelette with a big glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. I put on my blue suit and my yellow power tie and left for the office. The subway was crowded as per usual. I looked on every person on the subway with contempt. They are all animals and peasants. Arrived at work ten minutes early, as per usual, and enjoyed a cup of coffee while reading some reports of yesterdays market activity. After my coffee I got down to work. I am currently researching Steel exports in terms of volume and distribution from Asian nations. While this may sound interesting, it is not. I was soon daydreaming about the really hot secretary down the hall and of the almost infinite ways I would like to violate her. Two hours later I returned from this reverie and started to make plans for lunch. I called an old college friend but he was busy at work. I went down to the deli and got a ham and cheese sandwich. I returned to my office and continued my research. Three thirty arrived and I decided that I needed to share this , and all, of my wonderful days with you, the reader.
I do have a date tonight with a girl from the seventh floor. I am quite excited as I have always had the hots for her. More on that tomorrow.
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- Hybrid - 09-11-2003
kill her with a chainsaw
- Goatweed - 09-11-2003
:rofl:
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
And people say I suck...Thank you Bland
- Bland - 09-11-2003
Now I know why people say you suck.
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
Like my avatar? Ever see a jerk off like that in your life?
- Bland - 09-11-2003
No, but I am amazed by the edginess of your sig pic. You are so dark and daring.
- Keyser Soze - 09-11-2003
i give him another week before he explodes
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
Edginess....that's a very hip thing to say. But anyway the swastika is a hindu sign of peace so I have no clue what you are talking about.
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
your avatar rules dude!
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
Thanks brah (<--edgy). I think it's what's left of the alpac goatweed hit with his SUV.
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
remember when Galt tried to pull off saying "brah". HILARIOUS!
- Hybrid - 09-11-2003
he couldnt. he's just not hip enough.
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
no way brah, galt SHREDS
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
It would sound more sincere if my great grandmother said it.
- Hybrid - 09-11-2003
my great grandma died last year
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
I never knew my great grandma
- Bland - 09-11-2003
diceisgod Wrote:It would sound more sincere if my great grandmother said it.As if a lamprey can talk.
- diceisgod - 09-11-2003
My great grandmother's been dead for over 10. I win....brah. :21:
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
The Sleeper Wrote:I never knew my great grandmaAHEM