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- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
I'm getting married October 12 for the first time. I thought cold feet didn't start until the day of... but I'm planning all kinds of illegal and violent things to avoid it.
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
sounds like you're off to a healthy start
- Keyser Soze - 09-11-2003
i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you.
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
sleeper?
- Keyser Soze - 09-11-2003
sleeper is a jew?
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
i think he's half a jew
- Keyser Soze - 09-11-2003
i was thinking of someone else. someone jewier.
- The Sleeper - 09-11-2003
whackbagkid?
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
he does live on the upper east side, doesn't get much jewier than that
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Quote:i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you
Who anyway?
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Maybe I'll just get me another bottle of wine.
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
Splatterpunk Wrote:I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by womenthat doesn't sound so bad
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
It wasn't really. Is Gonz a jew?
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
he is
- Mad - 09-11-2003
Thought he was half a Jew.
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
There I go then. Champagne for everyone. And please send Gonz up when he gets home. I'm drawing his bath.
One of you will have to dispose of my other husband please thanks.
- crx girl - 09-11-2003
i don't know that i approve of this
- Splatterpunk - 09-11-2003
Do I need a blood test or something?
- IrishAlkey - 09-11-2003
So you're saying I have until october 12th to close this deal?
I've had worse ultimatums.