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- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
Who wants to buy me a milkshake?
- Galt - 12-16-2003
you should see what that sex thing is all about
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
are you offering?
- IrishAlkey - 12-16-2003
It's like a slow dance, but faster.
- Galt - 12-16-2003
and then the bad stuff comes out.
- IrishAlkey - 12-16-2003
Only from the women you pork...
- Galt - 12-16-2003
a buddy of mine called me up to tell me that he met a girl who did it as well (different girl, thank you very much) and he was in complete agreement that it's the hottest thing ever.
You are all jealous. And if you aren't, trust me...you should be.
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
I am jealous of your boyish good looks and razor-sharp wit.
- Goatweed - 12-16-2003
welcome to the real world - prepare to be seriously diappointed.
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
you say that like I have good expectations for it.
- Goatweed - 12-16-2003
oh, well in that case you'll do just fine :thumbs-up:
- Keyser Soze - 12-16-2003
get a job, slacker.
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
those things are overrated
- Galt - 12-16-2003
but they help you buy the stuff you need.
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
i thought that's what parents are for?
- Galt - 12-16-2003
In five years he's sleeping on the street.
- The Sleeper - 12-16-2003
I hope I at least have my fingers
- Suzie - 12-16-2003
congratulations. Hope you enjoyed it, life only gets worse from here.
- Keyser Soze - 12-16-2003
lazy kids.