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- Galt - 01-19-2004

This girl I have been friends with for a while has a 13 year old son. We were talking and she was wondering if he'd starting beating off yet.

I told her no, that it was probably a little too early just to make her feel good.

Then she said that she found porn on her computer, and her mother found porn on HER computer too. I said, "oh yeah, he's definately beating off, then"

"What kind of porn was it," I ask. She said it was pretty hardcore, it was guy/girl anal sex on both her's and her mom's computer.

My initial reaction was..."Barbara, I've got to be honest, that sounds pretty gay". She wasn't very happy, to say the least.

But come on, for a kid's first experience with porn to be anal (and since it was on two different computers at two different houses, he was definitely looking for something specific) he is curious about the subject, and I know I didn't even consider for a second that people could have anal sex until I was much much older.

What kind of hetero kid first considers anal sex (at 13!) as porn. My theory is that he's starting to get curious about his sexuality, looking at anal, and guy/girl anal still makes it seem a little normal, but not too far from guy/guy anal.

I say he's a poofta. But I haven't seen the kid in like 5 years, so I can't really be sure.

Serves her right for naming her son "Mitchell", that name just screams "stick a cock in my ass!"


- GonzoStyle - 01-19-2004

dude kids today are a much more advanced species than us, they are light years ahead of us when we were their age. They know how to program shit and hack stuff by the time they are 6. I was watching porn since I was like 7 and I had no clue at first but it looked like fun. I couldnt cum yet so I just rubbed my pee pee with two fingers the whole time, it would just make that funny feeling but then it would make my pee pee swell up to some weird shape and scared the shit outta me and made me cry.... yet I did it again like 2000 times. But back then porn was hard to come by, today it's too hard to avoid.


- Galt - 01-19-2004

the only porn she found was anal. That means he's gay.

No blow jobs, no cheerleaders showering, no straight on sex.

Anal. That's it. He's gay.


- GonzoStyle - 01-19-2004

That's all she found, doesn't mean thats all he has or watches.


- The Sleeper - 01-19-2004

maybe he thought it was funny, he's 13, not 6.


- Galt - 01-19-2004

I had no interest in seeing any naked girls until I was in 5th grade. And I was really in high school before I actually wanted to sex any of them up.

Are you people saying that you were into porn at like 8?


- The Sleeper - 01-19-2004

You are using your own sheltered existence to rationalize that a 13 year old who watched an anal sex porno is gay.


- Galt - 01-19-2004

so, you are saying that you are also gay.


- 2 tired 2 give N F - 01-19-2004

I think Galt is projecting.


- Galt - 01-19-2004

Please define projecting and how it applies to this situation.

Since I have not done anything, I couldn't be projecting my motives or feelings onto him.


- Mad - 01-19-2004

My first experience with porn was looking at Playboy. I must have been 7 or 8 and all I got was a raging hard-on. Same thing use to happen when I was sitting next to this little girl named Stacy in Kindergarten.

Didn't have a clue about sex until I was 11 or 12. Those nasty school yards.


- 2 tired 2 give N F - 01-19-2004

You think you're gay for watching anal porn. It's that simple. You're trying to tell us this by making up this fake child so as to judge our level of homo-acceptance. You're worried we won't like you when you come out of the closet.


- GonzoStyle - 01-19-2004

or maybe he just has a low opinion of women and thinks they are all filthy whores who should be fucked up the ass like the trash they are. That's how jack the ripper got his start, worry about the kid turning into the next Ted Bundy and not being the next Liberace.


- 2 tired 2 give N F - 01-19-2004

Mine was good....Gonzo was better...I hereby declare my official position in this thread to follow that of Gonzo's last post.


- Mad - 01-19-2004

So if Galt is saying that anal sex makes you gay then what would he be for nailing that Chick in the dumper?


- PatCooper - 01-19-2004

My first encounter with porn was at the age of 9 in my friends parents basement. He stole his dads playboy collection and in the middle of the stack was some hardcore mags. And there was some anal pics,but we more into how it looked then the actual sex act.


- Zootybang - 01-19-2004

Jeez, give the kid a break. Maybe he just likes ass-fucking.


- Galt - 01-19-2004

reading comprehension.

You stink at it.

All of you.

There is nothing wrong with watching anal porn. My point is that it's a little odd if the first kind of porn the kid watches (and yes, I am making the assumption that it's the first porn he's seen -- that's a good point Gonzo) is anal sex. It seems to me that if that's what interested the kid so early in his life, that it's not that far away from being gay.


- Velociti - 01-19-2004

first experience with porn was on aol "private" channels, you would subscribe to a mass message email which people would send like one or two jpg images through. Now that i look back it seems so pathetic the things that I did to get such a small amount of content. I think I was like 12 or 13 when I first started getting into that kind of stuff.


- GonzoStyle - 01-19-2004

The kids on his way to becoming a homicidal sociopath, euthanise him immediately.