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- diceisgod - 08-30-2004

My bank card is all banged up and ready to snap in many pieces. So I thought I'd do the smart thing, call the bank, get a new one, so I'd have one by the time this one was worthless. I did. So I go to use my bank card today and guess what? It's cancelled and now I'm fucked. I got two dollars in my wallet and that won't get me off the Turnpike tomorrow morning to go to work. Also the fast food restuarants around here don't accept credit cards. I stopped at the last two that were open at this hour. In short, I'm drunk, hungry and ready to do murder.


- GonzoStyle - 08-30-2004

Geogre Orwell is laughing at you.


- Mad - 08-30-2004

No change jar to raid?


- Goatweed - 08-30-2004

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- Keyser Soze - 08-30-2004

write a check and cash it at the bank.


- Mad - 08-30-2004

I'm sure his parents have disowned him by now.


- diceisgod - 08-30-2004

Mad Wrote:No change jar to raid?
Guess what went to the bank last weekend? I collected that change for nearly ten years.

The bottomline in life is the following: Don't try to do things....ever. You're just fucking yourself over. Stay in your house get drunk or high or whatever you like and lie in your own filth.


- GonzoStyle - 08-30-2004

diceisgod Wrote:Stay in your house get drunk or high or whatever you like and lie in your own filth.
I'm way ahead of you pal.


- diceisgod - 09-22-2004

Guess who still hasn't got his ATM card yet? I'm going to smash somebody at the banks head in with a brick.


- Arpikarhu - 09-22-2004

GonzoStyle Wrote:
diceisgod Wrote:Stay in your house get drunk or high or whatever you like and lie in your own filth.
I'm way ahead of you pal.
you so beat me to this. :angry:


- GonzoStyle - 09-22-2004

yeah by a month, what are you a fuckin snail?


- diceisgod - 09-22-2004

Snail mail


- Galt - 09-22-2004

you realize they have "temporary" cards, right?


- Mad - 09-22-2004

That would require more effort then DIG is willing to give.


- diceisgod - 09-22-2004

Bank card finally came today via fed ex and only because I had to call and bitch. This fuckers really people by the balls. Try and go 24 days without an ATM card, it's hell.


- Mad - 09-23-2004

Twenty four days?!? The nerve of those fucks, most banks replace lost cards within twenty four hours.

I had an ATM eat my card and people were still in the bank (it was just at closing time). I started pounding on the door and the cunt manger would give me my card back.

I showed up the next day an got it. Not without giving the cunt more shit. I was surprised that they didn't call the cops on me though. Must have been my charming psychotic nature.


- crx girl - 09-23-2004

seriously, what kind of podunk bank do you have?


- Gooch - 09-23-2004

hick bank


- diceisgod - 09-23-2004

Guess who's new card doesn't work?

Since they had to resend me a new card because the original one they sent never got to me, I now have to wait another day or more for them to mail me the new pin. The guy I spoke with yesterday to activate the card never told me this of course and I found out after I tried to use it and later called them. I'm beyond pissed. So let's make that 25 days without a card and counting.


- Black Lazerus - 09-23-2004

thats what you get for being proactive.