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- Danked - 09-08-2004
which one would you want the most?
Personally, I'd like to turn water into wine. And not cheap $4.99 wine, but gooood wine. That'd be ideal. I'd throw lots of parties.
Walking on water a close second.
- Black Lazerus - 09-08-2004
The resurrection power, you know how funny it would be to pop up out of your casket every 100 years or so.
- The Sleeper - 09-08-2004
the ability to brainwash millions into loving me and hating jews
- GonzoStyle - 09-08-2004
To control mel gibson.
- Black Lazerus - 09-08-2004
The Sleeper Wrote:the ability to brainwash millions into loving me and hating jewsHe said Jesus not Hitler.
- GonzoStyle - 09-08-2004
Hitler, jesus basically the same thing except for the facial hair.
- The Sleeper - 09-08-2004
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- drusilla - 09-08-2004
that is wonderful
- Goatweed - 09-08-2004
Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ? That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ!!
- crack hitler - 09-08-2004
i'd want to raise the dead, then i'd go raise hitler so you guys could really have some shit to post about
- GonzoStyle - 09-08-2004
Greatest site EVER!!!
Quote:Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.
- crx girl - 09-08-2004
these are my favourites so far:
Quote:Subject: OMFG
You peopoe, whoever you are, are going to BURN IN FUCKING HELL. jesus is NOT hitler, and how DARE you fucking say that. thats absolutely disgusting. im serious. you want proof that jesus isnt hitler? they found pieces of the arch where the bible said it was! yall need to stop being so fucking dumb asses. im serious. i bet your parents must be REAL proud that theyre kid is claiming that jesus is a nazi communist. jesus loves EVERYONE and thats why youre gonna go to hell for saying what you did. its not TRUE. im serious. go read a fucking book.
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"jesus loves EVERYONE and thats why youre gonna go to hell for saying what you did."
You know who Jesus didn't love? Jews. Also, Which book would you suggest? Mein Kampf or Hitler's Table Talk?
Quote:Subject: ur wrong
how dare you say that when jesus has sacraficed his life so that yours could be saved. he went through all that pain so he could save you and all you can do is say that. Your only using him as someone to blame for your countries past unfortunes. if you were to believe in him he would come and save you all but you denied him, you have brought it on yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you have any responses at all or any truthful information on him, read the new teasetament of God or email me at [email protected]
- Arpikarhu - 09-08-2004
The Sleeper Wrote:<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.jesusishitler.com/">http://www.jesusishitler.com/</a><!-- m -->i hate to get all hedcold on your ass, but that is so may 2004.
- Arpikarhu - 09-08-2004
i would like the laser vision!!
another old site but better!
- Galt - 09-08-2004
he could make a woman have an orgasm just by looking at her. True story.
- Mad - 09-08-2004
My choice would be healing hands, I'd go on a tour and charge people to get fixed up.
- Keyser Soze - 09-08-2004
give bad ass foot rubs
- Danked - 09-08-2004
Shroud of Turin power!
Instead of signing important documents with my signature, I can just do a faceplant on the dotted line.
- Keyser Soze - 09-08-2004
impregnate women with my mind
- Mad - 09-08-2004
Keyser Soze Wrote:give bad ass foot rubsDon't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.