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- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
I met this older lady today in the elevator and she was one of those annoying types who feel the need to strike up a conversation with every stranger she meets.
So she asks me if I am gonna vote today and I said no. She starts in on asking who, why, when, where. I tell her that I don't support either candidate, if I was forced to choose it'd be Kerry but I don't feel like voting is supposed to be based on a forced to situation.
She tells me that she's not a citizen yet so she can't vote but wishes she could and how WASHINGTON GEORGE!!! died for the country so we could vote and that I should be ashamed of myself.
I told her "listen lady, washington george died from pneumonia and he didn't die so americans can be yelled at by immigrant pollacks, so fuck off!!!"
She had nothing to say and stormed off as we got to the exit.
I have sure been on a roll lately with telling off senior citizens!!!
I kinda felt guilty though and wanted to go do my duty and vote but then I decided on getting an iced coffee instead.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
The political little monkey...
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
tee hee...
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
I also thought it was cute.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
I guess you really had to hear her say "washington george" it was quite amusing.
Maybe 5 years from now I'll get some audio, then you and george can mock me for it being old.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
So bitter...
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
I'm not the least bit bitter, I haven't a bitter bone in my body, I haven't even a bone in my body, I am like a shark all stomach.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
UNGA BUNGA FLAAAAAAAAAME!
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
You been outta practice with posting, make with something funnier next time.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
You're fat.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
better.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
I'd cum on your face.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
Now that would be gay, see theres the difference.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
I'll pick you up at 8.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
you couldn't pick me up at 25.
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
I couldn't pick you up with the force.
- Galt - 11-02-2004
I thought this was a good story.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
Cause there was no semen involved?
- IrishAlkey - 11-02-2004
This is not the fat jew you are looking for.
- GonzoStyle - 11-02-2004
Much better, keep it up.