HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...
I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.
<center>In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.</center>
Spitfire Wrote:#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...
I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.
Your friend needs to dump this bitch now. He will suffer forever.
Quote:#1, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16 (except I'd change it myself), 17, 21, and 25 pretty much describe me...
I don't get chicks that don't like porn or won't let their man watch it. My friend's fiance won't even let him get Playboy...and is not even allowing him to have strippers at the Bachelor Party. Porn keeps guys happy when their woman isn't around; if you don't let them have it, they're gonna find it somewhere else. I'd rather have my man jerking it to a good porno, rather than have him go blow his load elsewhere.
That is why we love teh Spit!
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
Honestly, the large majority of those would be something I'd say. Not with the ditz factor she had, but I would still do them. I agree with Spit, I hate girls that think their guy watching porn is a bad thing. Let them watch it everyday, hell, I watch it everyday.
I save all your juvenile juice for a little over a year in a 5 gallon pail. Then I can swallow it all at once using a beer funnel. I'll even eat sausage and peppers beforehand and let you smell my burp when im done.