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TO tries to kill himself
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so he took like 5 pills, he can't even commit suicide properly, what a loser. I doubt 5 pills would even make him drowsy, people who take pills to commit suicide, are fuckin pansies and there is pretty much a guarantee you will fail.

Jump off a bridge, blow your brains out if you really wanna do it, don't fuck around.
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#3
can he wait until after the season? i have bledsoe.
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#4
he was throwing a pity party for himself. Boo hoo, a young, good looking, physical specimen, millionare, world famous athlete and among the best in his sport.... OH WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN HIM, LORD... WHY!!!

This way now he can go past all of his fuck ups and have people coddle him cause he's "suicidal". This is all a ploy to get Parcells to say he was sorry for ever doubting TO's greatness and apologizing for his remarks, cause he is so fragile.
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#5
sounds like he needs a visit from goat.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:so he took like 5 pills, he can't even commit suicide properly, what a loser. I doubt 5 pills would even make him drowsy, people who take pills to commit suicide, are fuckin pansies and there is pretty much a guarantee you will fail.

Jump off a bridge, blow your brains out if you really wanna do it, don't fuck around.

Technically he took 35 pills. He had a prescription of 40 and took 5 between Sept 18 and Sept 25. He polished off the bottle in the suicide attempt.
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#7
I couldn't care less. He's not on my fantasy team. I have Glenn...who's stock just went up.
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#8
So yeah, T.O. practiced today and says he's ready to play on sunday. This may be the weirdest fucking story I've every seen, maybe more so than nate newton caught with 213 lbs of marijuana in his trunk. AH it's great to be a cowboy fan and have to deal with this shit
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Ronin Wrote:sounds like he needs a visit from goat.

my bags are already packed.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:so he took like 5 pills, he can't even commit suicide properly, what a loser. I doubt 5 pills would even make him drowsy, people who take pills to commit suicide, are fuckin pansies and there is pretty much a guarantee you will fail.

Jump off a bridge, blow your brains out if you really wanna do it, don't fuck around.

And, for you wrist slitters, and I cannot stress this enough people, you need to slice UP and DOWN on the vein, not across.
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#11
Maybe he wanted to end it all before he had to face DIG again.
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#12
I wonder how long it'll be before TO signs footballs for 25 million of his closest friends reading:

'Sorry I tried to kill myself.'

Signed,
T.O.
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