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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I think that's the answer to world peace.
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yeah, but the lid comes down automatically and slowly. You might pee on yourself.
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You don't put the lid down after using the loo?
Fucking savage.
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It fucks with the feng shui.
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and so it begins.
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but does it clean scuzzis?
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theres a hand held device thing you fill with water than squirt your ass with it, but i have no idea what its called and can't find a link to it. however, portable bidet and hand held bidet google searches bring up some interesting products
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thats like comparing a back scratcher to one of these
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Goatweed Wrote:but does it clean scuzzis?
wrong forum. sheesh!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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fuck! sorry
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Goatweed Wrote:fuck! sorry  wow.
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Quote:Once in place and powered up, the Toto Washlet S300 reveals an amazing array of heaters, nozzles, pumps, and drying fans ready to provide an experience in personal hygiene that would make Howard Hughes grin. It's like sitting on a car wash.
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its funny, b/c i was taking a crap the other day...and wondering how, with all our technological and globalization advances, why oh why do we still use engineering dated from the 1900s and cheap paper?
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we do our best thinking on the throne.
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funsnapsdyno Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:fuck! sorry  wow.
I know, right?
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