The Mercury Is Rising

[Skitchr4u]

i wear short sleeves all year long, that way i am always comfy...and can put on a sweatshirt when needed...
i don't fling poo, it isn't solid enough today
i had mcd's for lunch which explains the above statement
i missed alkey too
yep, thats all i got to say right now
:clueless:

[Maynard]

Nuh uh poopie head!

[IrishAlkey]

I miss having my ass handed to me daily.



Edited By IrishAlkey on April 24 2002 at 5:15

[IkeaBoy]

Is it a trench coat?

Yes

Why do I have images of Ikea flashing people on the subway one of these days?

That wouldn't be likely to happen, too much shame involved. But pulling out a double barrelled shot gun and showing those people first hand that there is no God, not as unlikely as you'd think.

[Sluggo]

[Arnold]DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!![/Arnold]

[Maynard]

Will you be smoking a cigar while you shoot the place up?

[IkeaBoy]

Will you be smoking a cigar while you shoot the place up?

A cigar seems to fit better with a machine gun don't you think?

[Maynard]

Hmmm....you're right. Possibly a pipe?

[IkeaBoy]

A pipe is far too dignified. The plan I discussed earlier is mass random violence. A pipe seems like something to use if it's a more refined, personal killing. That's like the type of smoking utensil you use if you invite someone to your home, poison their dinner, invite them for an after dinner discussion in your study. Light the pipe and watch them fall off their arm chair coughing their last breathes before they choke on their toungue.

[Sluggo]

the shotgun goes best with chewing tobacco

[Maynard]

I just smoke a joint instead. Then I usually forget why I wanted to kill them in the first place, and just laugh at them instead.:fuggin: