The "worst" you've ever done.......

[Ken'sPen]

What is the worst thing you ever fucked......

One girl I was with was a HOT fucking Italian. She was a real bad girl, and I am such an angel I was shocked when she pursued me. Anway, second date or so she is in my room, clothes start coming off and she is really hot, perfect body, bra and panties were the kind girls wear when they want to show them off.....

Slide the them off......
and I am hit with a wiff of a Tuna Boat coming to dock after months at sea.....

Oh my god!!!!
but at that point turning back was not even close to an option....


At a party I was really drunk and a Fat Uglord was sucking my fingers.....I went to bed and she crawled in with me,
I started to sober up and reached a point where I either needed more to drink or she needed to go.... and there WAS no more beer......

[Sloatsburgh]

All of my lays have been sweet darling angels. At least that is how I want to remember them as.

[Hey Ladi]

.... until your wife asks about them... then it's "No, honey no one was better than you are, no I don't mind if you don't shave either"

[DGW]

I either needed more to drink or she needed to go.... and there WAS no more beer

But yah still fucked Inkgirl anyway right?