Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here
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04-24-2003, 12:52 PM
Galt, it's ok man.. your chick is fat.. it's ok.. don't stay in denial too long..
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04-24-2003, 12:54 PM
Delta Burke is 240 lbs, buddy, not 120.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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04-24-2003, 12:58 PM
maybe he was trying to say she WAS 120 because she WAS a gymnast. Since she isn't anymore, all she does is sit on the couch, watch Oprah and eat bon-bons all day long.
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04-24-2003, 01:21 PM
I can grab her clothes right now. They're sitting on my floor because I FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT AND MADE HER LEAVE AND GO TO WORK THIS MORNING WHILE I SIT HER ON THE INTERNET AND DON'T TAKE A SHOWER AND FART (I just farted). SHE JUST WORE THE CLOTHES YESTERDAY. THEY ARE TINY LIKE HER AND SHE IS NOT FAT.
SHOES: Size 6 womens SHIRT: womens medium PANTS: womens medium I believe this should stop all further nasty and untruthful comments about my beautiful girlfirend whom I will be leaving in about a month to move to NYC and move in with Gonzo and/or Sleeper. 
04-24-2003, 01:25 PM
Well good, then you can bring her out and we can all kiss her ass and pretend we believed she was skinny all along.
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04-24-2003, 01:51 PM
Quote:fatty.Don't make fun of my weight problem! I'm actually really proud of myself. I lost 15 lbs so far this year. When I hit 25 I'm getting my belly button pierced. For the first time in YEARS, I excersized last night. My legs are sore today but it's SO worth it. This morning I put my belt one notch tighter.
04-24-2003, 02:01 PM
Quote:will be leaving in about a month to move to NYC and move in with Gonzo and/or Sleeper.:-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-24-2003, 02:52 PM
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There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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04-24-2003, 06:28 PM
me galt, me download pic from net so no one think my girl a fatty. me dumb
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
04-24-2003, 06:39 PM
you dont have to defend her, if she makes you happy thats all that matters. even if she is packing a couple extra pounds, fat fucking pig that she is. love conquers all. take her to see la boheme when you come to the city, maybe arpi can get you tickets in the fatty section, close to the snack bar. you might need to buy her two seats tho.
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04-24-2003, 06:44 PM
galt cant take her to a broadway show. fire laws. she would block the aisles and impede any evacuation. sorry, its the law
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-24-2003, 07:05 PM
That was a picture of Anna Kournikova, not my girlfriend, you dolt.
04-24-2003, 07:07 PM
i know, cause your girlfriend is real fat
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-24-2003, 07:28 PM
you are going to make OAS think that you appreciate his funny skills.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! |
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