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lampley and merchant
#1
not my day for announcers. lampley over inflates every thing he says. he does that yelling thing with every jab. merchant is just a piece of shit. hetalks like this to try and sound more important. they both are also the worst front runners. they will talk about how great a fighter is until he starts to lose and then they wont stop talking about what a piece of shit he is. I fucking hate them!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
did they talk about Sosa yet? I've been waiting. What's goin on with that guy?
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#3
now gatti obviously gets hit with a low blow and lampley is screaming "he twisted his ankle, hes limping, he twisted his ankle!"
he got hit in the balls. then when lampley finds out the truth he just ignores it and hopes no one will remember what he just said.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#4
He didn't overemphasize the ankle, he said he thought he may have and only once. Lampley is a great announcer and his voice is as memorable as some of the fights he's called.

Merchant on the other hand as I said in the Gatti & Ward thread is just a old man who thinks his grey hairs mean he's wise.

But who can ever forget some of Lampleys calls when Tyson Knocked out Berbick in 1986 or The Leonard Hearns fights.
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#5
lampley gets over-excited at every punch of course he makes memorable calls. its hard not to when he is over glorifying every jab in the fight.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#6
you make them sound like micheal kay and other yankee announcers
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#7
dont you talk bad about kay, mister man!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#8
DID YOU SEE HOW HE RAN IN TO MAKE THAT CATCH! UNBELIEVABLE, ONE OF THE BEST EVER!
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#9
Red Sox announcer Sean McDonough is the greatest ever.

He called the Blue Jays/Phillies world series (one of greatest WS) when Joe Carter hit the homer off Williams (HA HAH DIG), and he also does college basketball and hockey, soccer, Hell any sport. The guy (though from what I hear, he sucks cocks) can do play by play for anything. He's just a badass and is better than whoever you listen to.
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#10
every time nomar takes a dump you call everybody to tell them he took the best shit ever!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#12
Quote:every time nomar takes a dump you call everybody to tell them he took the best shit ever!

How would I know when Nomar takes a shit? Let alone actually be able to see it? What are you talking about? That's just stupid. If you are going to mock me at least try and be semi-realistic?

I feel like I'm stealing your gimmick here, but Christ man, what the fuck were you thinking when you posted that shit?
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#13
you know what i meant, dont be a tool.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#14
:23:

you could have easily written my prior post, and actually have on many occassions.
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#15
Quote:I feel like I'm stealing your gimmick here, but Christ man, what the fuck were you thinking when you posted that shit?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#16
exactly.
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