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My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy. We learned about Tom Swifties, which are quotes that end with a double entendre adjective. The examples teh teacher gave us were something like,
"The copies came out too dark," the printer said boldly.
"I think I overexposed my pictures, "the photographer said negatively.
Here are some cute ones I remmebr my class coming up with:
"I think I need a smaller bra," she said flatly.
"I dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.
"I have changed SO many diapers," the babysitter said dutifully.
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"i don't get it", he said ignorantly
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"me neither", he said agreeingly.
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"this thread sucks dick", he said in a cocky tone
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can we play the Fuck You game instead?
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"It's $20 to fuck you," she said prostitutely.
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"i swear i dont like cock", Tommy Chong Hack said gayly
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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and you didn't call me?
for shame.
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if school wasn't out for the summer I'd say let's go now.
My sister works at a day camp......
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Danked askly'd something. That was funny.
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remember that? that was awesome!
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anything Danked does is funny, haven't you figured that out yet, figuratively
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