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Chink food - Horror stories
#1
I know right away...my name on a thread..makes it automatically nasty and disgusting...but this is honest to god true. I just got some soup from a nearby chink place. they gave me those fried noodles to put in it. after 4 spoonfulls on the fifth one i notice something on a noodle. A ROACH WING!!! This is without a doubt a fucking roach wing. On the end you can see where it is suppose to be attatched a nice chunk of "meat".




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#2
well im never going out to eat ever again, thanks snuka
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#3
Sue for emotional and psychological damages :lol:
Show them this site and what finding that wing has driven you to...

Make millions and spend the rest of your life on some private beach in the Carribean... :thumbs-up:
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#4
Quit your fuckin cryin...
You've had far dirtier things in your mouth!
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#5
sshhhh Angel
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#6
Hey Ladi Wrote:sshhhh Angel
I agree!

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#7
:pissed: I was going to get Chineese for lunch....now I don't think I can ever eat again! Why do I keep opening your threads?! Anyone for pizza?
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#8
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:....after 4 spoonfulls on the fifth one i notice something on a noodle. A ROACH WING!!! This is without a doubt a fucking roach wing. On the end you can see where it is suppose to be attatched a nice chunk of "meat".
just say:

"uhh...waiter/tress...there's some soup on my cockroach"



hey...I know it's reachy...but, someone was going to say it sooner ar later :lol:



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#9
Because my disgusting mind facinates you polly. But pizza sounds good to me!

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#10
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Because my disgusting mind facinates you polly. But pizza sounds good to me!
Frightens and intrigues me is a better choice of words. I'm just going to keep telling myself that it's ziti on the pizza...nothing more than ziti.... :clueless:
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#11
Nope. It's definately not ziti. I pulled these bad boys off of some chicks lamb flaps. She decided to use a raw peice of sausage in her crab cave. It snapped off inside. didnt bother to clean it out thus an infestation of maggots. figured i should put them to good use and bake you a pizza.
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#12
It looks like straightened out shrimp
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