I am planning

[Hoon]

An Aviation Maintenance Company contracted by the government

[Goatweed]

are they hiring?

[Hoon]

Actually yes.

We're looking for a Training Clerk.


You'll get your own stapler and everything.

[Goatweed]

I meant for the gangbang.

[Hoon]

Oh,

I doubt it.
We already have a midget and he's bringing his unicycle.

[Mad]

I meant for the gangbang.

Mrs. Goat not keeping the fire burning on the home front?

[Keyser Soze]

i think goat wants to be a fluffer.

[Goatweed]

fuck you both - a man can't get a little side action anymore?

[Hoon]

I dont need no fluffer.

This chick has a small, sexy gap between he front teeth.
And a body that was built for fucking.


I'm going to pull her hair.



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[Goatweed]

a gap in her teeth? like a snaggletooth?

[crack hitler]

oh god, not snagletooth, tell me, does her skin feel like it came from a shark? somehow that girl always seems to end up in conversation on the boards

[Hoon]

No..

Its not all bent and yellow like Jewels teeth and Alkey's ear.

Her teeth are perfectly straight and white...
It's just that there's a small, subtle gap between her front teeth.

It's sexy as hell.

[Fucko]

who the fuck is gonna be intimidated by a canadian cowboy?

[Hoon]

who the fuck is gonna be intimidated by a canadian cowboy?

That was two pages ago numb nuts.

[Fucko]

yeah, I didn't really care to fiddle through your fodder. Cause if I wanted to hear you moan, i'd fuck you.

[Hoon]

How unoriginal.

[Fucko]

You sure showed me, I will bow out now cause I can tell I stand no chance.

[The Sleeper]

:17:

[Keyser Soze]

now ive lost interest in this thread.