I just spilled coffee down the front of my pants

[Goatweed]

but do you see right through his stained pants?

[HedCold]

at least when i spilled the water before it was on my desk

[Danked]

See? That right there is a sign of your incontinen... er... incompetence.

[HedCold]

i also didn't look like i wet myself

[Keyser Soze]

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PEEING YOUR PANTS IS THE COOLEST! YOU'RE NOT COOL UNTIL YOU'VE PEED YOUR PANTS!!!!

[Doc]

You know Keyser, modern man has not yet invented a term to adequately describe how lame you are

[Keyser Soze]

well i've got that going for me, which is good.