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#1
i need a nail clipper so bad. my toessss. i HATE having long toe nails. by long i mean not clipped so short im in pain for a day. i bite my nails the second there is something to chomp onto. if i could i'd bite my toes too but i'm not that flexible. GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I FORGET TO BRING A NAIL CLIPPER TO SCHOOL. im gonna walk to the store and buy one tomorrow. maybe i'll get a slurpee too.
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#2
Fascinating.
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#3
don't forget the blueberry creme coffee.
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#4
fuck you to my long toe nails!!!
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#7
I haven't cut my toenails in a while but they don't look all that long
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#8
i cut mine yesterday
good times
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#9
Cut them asap, the RIAA is tracking you through them.
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#10
no way, I've heard that the RIAA has bugged toenail clippers to read your computer files. I say leave them be.
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#12
The RIAA puts the bugs in the softserve machine in Hybrid's school cafeteria, everytime he has a cone a bug is implanted inside his body.

you are so busted, you and the 12 year old girl are gonna share a cell for 200 years.
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#13
at least she'll be legal in 6 years
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#14
i hate that. i go for pedicures quite often
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#15
want to come do my nails dru?
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#16
Use scissors.
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#17
bite them off.
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#18
Soak your feet in water for a few hours then rip the toenails off and then soak your exposed toes in alcohol to prevent infection...
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