I just had

[Galt]

an assplosion.

Then I had a hot pokket

[Danked]

Like a wet fart?

[Galt]

no. like when you sit down on the toilet and there's these splattering noise from your ass your colon evacuates and it takes like 10 wipes to get your ass dry and when you get up there is shit on the seat and the back of the lid somehow despite the fact that you were sitting the whole time.

[Mad]

Revenge of the vending machine pizza?

[crx girl]

i hope you took a shower after

[Danked]

Or at least washed your hands.

[Galt]

I washed my hands

[GonzoStyle]

that calls for more than just washing your hands.

and how the fuck does the shit get on the back of the lid, I never got that.