HOLY SHIT

[Galt]

Watching someone have a nose bleed is HILARIOUS.

You're just talking to them, and all of a sudden their nose starts gushing and there is blood all over their desk and they're just stuffing tissues up their nose.

Man, it doesn't really get any better.

[Keyser Soze]

Were you doing coke together in the bathroom?

[Kid Afrika]

Am I the only person that's never had a nosebleed?

[QuickStop]

ive never gotten one out of nowhere like he described. ive bled from having it hit and blowing my nose way too hard though

[Galt]

It's especially funny when the person is one of those people who outwardly is really confident and loud, when in reality you know he's only over-compensating for some deep-held inadquecy he feels. So when the nose bleed happened he was all embarassed and red

[HedCold]

he still probably calls you farty mcfartfart

[Hybrid]

the only time i get nosebleeds is in the middle of the night. it sucks. i havent gotten one in a long time though.

[The Sleeper]

Yea I've thankfully never gotten a spontaneous nosebleed.