I'm wearing 2 different socks

[The Sleeper]

I hope no one at school notices. That would be traumatic.

[HedCold]

all the gay kids will laugh at you

[The Sleeper]

I hope not. my rep is really important right now considering I will never see any of these people ever again after tommorow.

[HedCold]

you have to go out on a high note

[Jack]

I would hope you would be wearing two different socks.

Would be kind of difficult fitting both feet into 1 sock and then walking too...

[Galt]

you should only wear one sock to your final.

On your penis

[The Sleeper]

Man, I was all ready to just wear one sock, but the penis thing is a little too xtreme for me.

[Galt]

make a white sock with one of those red and blue stripes around the top.

maybe even a red stripe over the toe

[The Sleeper]

i don't have any Jack McDowell socks, sorry

[Jack]

Tie a bandana around your foot.

[Suzie]

I once went to call wearing 2 diff shoes. I had stopped smoking pot for a few months. When someone else pointed it out to me I realized it was time to go back to the herb becuase nothing was gonna bring my mind back.

[Galt]

call?? Are you an actress?

[Suzie]

I meant class. Goddammit I better start smoking again.

[Galt]

just hold your breath for two minutes.

Same thing.

[Goatweed]

I'm not wearing any socks right now, and it feels awesome!

[Danked]

I'm not wearing a bra. I feel liberated.

[Suzie]

remember, always close your bras before you wash them.

[Gooch]

and don't cum in your socks before you give them away.