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i told gonzo my cat had run off and he sent me man boob shots of himself.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I told Arpi my penis developed unsightly warts and he sent me a lengthy pm about how he identified with my situation.
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Mr. winky has warts?!?!?!
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I refer to mine as speed bumps.
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Since when did we men start concerning ourselves with "her pleasure"?
Must be an ACLU thing.
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or an example of why you post fake girlfriends.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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This is because I wouldn't join your and Arpi's D&D roleplaying group.. isn't it.
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our D&D figures are dressed in drag
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You sooo just reminded me of the Reno 911 episode when they pepper sprayed the wizard who said he was immune to all prazmatic sprays...
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You two are fuckin rednecks.
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if we watched Blue Collar TV, I'd agree with you.
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The only downfall of trying to catch Reno 911 on is suffering through Mad TV re-runs.
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that show used to be ok, especially when SNL was in repeats - or when SNL was new, but it seemed like you were watching a repeat.
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I think I've only watched one MAD TV episode that really made me laugh.
That was when Stone Cold visited the set and did the trailer skit.
Other than that, I don't believe it had any right to be called comedy.
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I thought stone colds apperance on Mad TV was awful, the only decent sketch he did was the family fued one with mike tyson.
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I only remember him just getting out of prison and going to meet his buddy, hitting on his buddy's trashy girlfriend and the single wide traielr being uneven.
Just the trailer being uneven alone was sidesplitting.
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anything wrestling related is awful
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