well, i don't watch a lot of tv. i was at work and almost exclaimed out loud. while standing next to friends of the non internet variety. i restrained myself, but all night i thought about you. and your ears.
so I got this one girl who I'm fucking, and every time we fuck missionary, she like grabs my body and wraps herself around it, and then sucks on my ears. Now, I have to admit, when she does that, I just blow my load all over her, but, because the surface area of my ears is so huge, I end up having to clean up the top and the bottom; I have like a gallon of saliva coating my ears.
I'm glad that you thought of me in secret, Trish. I was in Canada once, with a group of friends, and there was this nightclub, called RumoUrs, and it made me think of U, which made me think of you. I didn't get all giddy and exclamatory on the insides, though, just a mere feeling of fond memories.
But next time, spread the word. Don't keep The Jays all to yourself, baby.