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My civic duty - hehe, I said doody
#1
I took some stuff down to the recycling center today, but they only took the styrofoam boxes.

I guess they don't recycle pigeons.
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#2
Quote:I guess they don't recycle pigeons.
No, they don't, but they do recycle carp. Go figure.
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#3
Your mother is always complaining that i'm not romantic enough, so I stopped plowing her and wrote her a little love poem.

After she read it, she said, "This isn't a love poem. Love poems aren't supposed to have naked radioactive zombie girls."

I knew I should have put pajamas on those radioactive zombie girls.
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#4
Do you have stairs in your house?
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#5
As a matter of fact, I do.

Strangley enough, your sister "fell" down those very stairs last week, then she walked into a door.

I thought I'd cheer her up, because she was a little upset. But now she is even more mad at me. I don't get it, that chimp was alive when I put it in her bedroom closet
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#6
Quote:I guess they don't recycle pigeons.

Everyone must kill theyr pigeons, cos everyone plays like theyr there. Your pigeons a nigga...
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#7
Quote:Strangley enough, your sister "fell" down those very stairs last week, then she walked into a door.
Are you the shover robot?
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#8
Better than being a catcher robot
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#9
DO NOT BELIEVE THE SHOVER ROBOT, HE IS MALFUNCTIONING.

PAK CHOOIE UNF
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