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Danger sex - Or, how to make sex no fun
#21
Quote:Then, she wanted to talk and I wanted to crawl up in a ball and cry myself to sleep.

seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice.
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#22
Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.
It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff :moonie: :lol:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#23
Or just hold a gun to your head....either one.
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#24
Quote:In the future, have her blow you at knifepoint.

Why would I want to turn her on?

Quote:seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice

Only in your dreams, Fucknut.

Quote:It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff

After some of the shit I have read here, why not?
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#25
Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.
They have pills for that
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#26
Quote:They have pills for that
Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#27
I'm just guessing
You'd think so....no?
What's the pleasure of getting it up if yah can't pop?
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#28
"To please my partner" Confusedneak: :moonie: Rolleyes

or some other equally gay line, just to get the chick in the sac :rofl:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#29
Quote:Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point

This may be the first and only time we need OAS or Metal to reply to something.
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#30
That's NOT just a line.
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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#31
Quote:That's NOT just a line.
"Wanna see my flashlight?"
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#32
Nice shoes
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#33
Let's have meaningless sex.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
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#34
Quote:Let's have meaningless sex.


:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead: Says the girl doin Alkey.:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead:
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#35
Recreational sex :fucking: better than vitamins
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#36
You should stick with the cat and the tuna oil, Sean Wayne Bobbitt.
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#37
i could go for a nice hand release right about now
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#38
Lazy fuck :poke:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#39
No fuck
Just a hand release
I feel pent up
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