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How long must Arpi be gone....
#1
before Ladi is obligated to ride me?
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#2
i don't think thats the reason why ladi won't ride you.
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#3
she promised me sex if I got rid of Arpi,

I just want to know what the stipulations are.



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#4
shes playing you, fool.
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#5
Everyone knows I got rid of Arpi...
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#6
You didn't get a copy of the contract? Let me re-print the fine print for you:

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>In the event that the above outlined party [Ken'spen] is succesful in the removal of the second party [Arpikarhu] then the reward shall be claimable on the second tuesday of the first month while a meteor shower ensues and thunder is rumbling in the distance. No other times shall be permitted for claims against the prize [Hey Ladi].</span>
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#7
Jack refer you to many posts in which Arpi feigns laughter.
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#8
:rofl:
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#9
When the Moon is in the third house & the Rooster is on the roof :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#10
Quote:When the Moon is in the third house & the Rooster is on the roof

Ladi is cleverly refering to her ass and my cock.



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#11
so much for a new schtick
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#12
I enjoy laughing at myself Keyser,
kinda like the way you call yourself a musician.
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#13
i am still not here so keep adding up the time. you go ken!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#14
thanks for calling me a musician. i'd like to think i'm a glorified kareoke machine.
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