I Make Dirk Diggler Look Like Froy. Yes Ladies, I - Powerful words but now a mere half truth

[Ants in My Pants]

***Shit, the whole thing didn't fit in the title. Oh well.

Ahh, yes.

"I Make Dirk Diggler Look Like Froy. Yes Ladies, I'm Single."

That lovely piece of Gonzo literature has been my status on this here board for quite some time.

But, now that I am engaged, the status suddenly becomes only half true.

My penis remains the same lovely work of art it has always been, which keeps the "I Make Dirk Diggler Look Like Froy" portion safe and sound.

However, the battle cry of "Yes Ladies, I'm Single" can no longer be sent out as the comforting message to the masses that it once was for so long.

I hereby requestfully submit that the second part of my status be kindly ignored until the powers-that-be have the opportunity to remove it forever.

Thank you and God bless.



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[Kid Afrika]

I hope she fucks your best friend. :21:

[IrishAlkey]

Me too!

[Weird NJ]

Fucking die already. Who the fuck cares that you were "somebody" on some message board. Is this all you can come up with?












P. S. - Excuse me. While I may think this is a good reply right now, I am drunk and ranting about another subject right now.... You know what? Who the fuck cares? Fuck you and your slutty ways.

[Kid Afrika]

Aren't YOU the best friend?

[The Sleeper]

Aren't YOU the best friend?

look, its sherlock afrika!

[Ants in My Pants]

Fucking die already. Who the fuck cares that you were "somebody" on some message board. Is this all you can come up with?

When was I ever "somebody"?

***Oh wait, maybe you were referring to Kid. If so, I'm retarded.

***Or maybe you were referring to Alkey. If so, I'm retarded and angry.



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[IrishAlkey]

Who said blacks were stupid!

Oh, everybody? :26:

[Weird NJ]

Uh huh.. I was talking about someone else.. BTW.. I'm sober now.

[Hybrid]

there sure are a whole lot of ladies on this board that might read that status too :5:

[GonzoStyle]

Good lord the amount of jokes possible here, christ almighty my heads gonna explode!!!!

[DGW]

christ almighty my heads gonna explode!!!!

the man will spank it to black and white comics of Olive Oil

[GonzoStyle]

the man will spank it to black and white comics of Olive Oil

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