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the acoustics of farting
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#1
12-09-2005, 04:34 AM
The solution to acheive the loudest possible sound while sitting down and farting is to raise one of your legs at a 45 degree angle with respect to your chest and a 145 degree angle w.r.t. your other leg. No more no less.

Below is an example. She would really let one lose.

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12-09-2005, 04:53 PM
lonely threads club.
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#3
12-09-2005, 05:07 PM
seriously.
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12-09-2005, 05:08 PM
:fart:
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12-09-2005, 05:10 PM
make that a requisite for your next girlfriend, you won't go wrong.
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#6
12-09-2005, 05:12 PM
yeah, chicks really dig farts
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12-09-2005, 05:13 PM
I meant make sure SHE knows how to rip a good one.
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12-09-2005, 05:17 PM
eww
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12-09-2005, 05:27 PM
http://www.farthammer.com
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12-10-2005, 09:39 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:I meant make sure SHE knows how to rip a good one.
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#11
12-10-2005, 11:43 AM
its the drugs
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#12
12-10-2005, 02:10 PM
Fucking pussy with 'it's the drugs' excuse. Are you a man or a mouse?
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