A good point

[The Jays]

nothing on this board is so interesting that I actually wait to feel the turtle head popping out, fold down my laptop, unplug it, and carry it under my arm into the bathroom just so I can read it.

[GonzoStyle]

thats why I just shit myself

[Keyser Soze]

i've read some of the jays famously long teen fiction on the bowl before. some people bring the paper or a magazine, sometimes ill read articles on the laptop.