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I go outside for a smoke and I find my car being desicrated! Two squirrels are fucking on the hood of my car, just fuckin thumping away like it ain't no thing. I tried to shoo them away and the guy squirrel let out this strange bellow and I had to step back and guard my grill cause I thought we was gonna throw down.
He came to his senses and just scooted and tried to stare me down from across the street, I remember his fuckin face though and next time i'm gonna crack him.
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he was just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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be glad they didn't try to steal it.
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1st and only time that car will see action till it gets sold to a new owner
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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were you jealous that the squirrel was hung?
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You still have your air bag and radio?
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