The Three Most Confused Teenagers in America

[diceisgod]

I just created them, that is, they were already created in terms of being alive and being teenagers. What I mean is I just reached into their minds and fucked them up pretty good. So I was driving back home through a heavily wooded street next to some housing commune right next to the park. Three kids are all that's around it seemed for miles, walking side by side, not talking at all, just moving along, minding their own. They were maybe about 12-15 yrs old and were just crossing the street on my right. So about 1/3 of the way across when I approached, I slow down and let them go just enough for me to make my right turn. So they were walking and I was pretty close to them as I start to pass, their backs turned and I decided to scream at them, "JESUS CHRIST! THERE ISN'T A FUCKIN CHICK WITHIN 3 MILES OF YOU FUCKING GUYS! YOU'RE LIKE PUSSY REPELLENT OR SOMETHING, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!" Then I laughed looking right at them Deniro-style like that one scene I think when he was in the bar drunk (I think just before he and Tommy told Henjry about the getting made thing). The look on these guys' faces was just, I dunno, that's it, that's what it's all about here for me.

[diceisgod]

Actually if I could elicit fits like Raymond had next to that tub with Charlie Babbit then you know you fuckin got something. Always reset the bar as you go along.

[Arpikarhu]

wow, you really mind fucked them. you rule.

[diceisgod]

I could almost hear you shear through your tongue over the past couple weeks.

[Arpikarhu]

you heard incorrectly

[diceisgod]

When you insult me, it hurts and I like it. When you ignore me, it hurts and I hate it.

[Goatweed]

I'll bet one of them shit in their pants.