What to do? to ruin a garage sale? - This should be good

[Ken'sPen]

Have a friend "shop" there and distribute dead mice in the boxes and stuff.

[LZMF1]

score 1 for ken.

an excellent suggestion.

[Ken'sPen]

While he is there he can trip,
knock over a couple tables,
and fake an injury.

[LZMF1]

ken, your racking up the points today

[Ken'sPen]

I am a devious son of a bitch.

[LZMF1]

you sound like you're as much of an irritant as i am. that's a good thing. {}

[NaughtyAngel]

i say just lay out on your front lawn totally naked

[NaughtyAngel]

tell him you wanna help and give him a whole bunch of porn mags to sell
SET OFF A BOMB!!!!
start screaming at your wife that youre going to shoot her inthe foot again if she doesnt get cooking
SPRAY THEM ALL WITH WATER FROMTHE HOSE

[LZMF1]

LOL!!!

[Arthur Dent]

So? You ask for all that advice and don't tell us how it went? :disappointed:

[LZMF1]

oh yeah, i forgot to let you all know how it went...........

i decided to behave myself so me, the wife, and the little one went shopping. i did love the fact that it rained on his garage sale but it still didn't stop him from having it.

[Bondgirl]

bah..you're no fun..all those good ideas, and you didn't even use one