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New program bugs
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> > Dear Tech Support,

> >

> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

> > and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing

> > that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources.

> > No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

> >

> > In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs

> > and launches during system initialization,

> > where it monitors all other system activity.

> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5

> > and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever

> > selected.

> >

> > I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run

> > some of my other favorite applications.

> > I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,

> > but the uninstall does not work on this program.

> >

> > Can you please help me !!!???

> > Thanks,

> > A TROUBLED USER

> > ------------------------------------------------------------

> > Dear TROUBLED USER,

> > This is a very common problem men complain about,

> > but is mostly due to a primary misconception.

> > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

> > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.

> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run

> > everything.

> > It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back

> > to Girlfriend 7.0.

> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0

> > to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files
from the

> > system once installed.

> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to

>do

> > this.

> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0

> > but end up with more problems than the original system.

> > Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support".

> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

> >

> > I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR

> > to alleviate software augmentation.

> > Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read

> > the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

> > You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems

> > that might occur, regardless of their cause.

> > The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

> > In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately

> > you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command

> > before the operating system will return to normal.

> > The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the

> > GPFs.

> >

> > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance.

> > Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife

>1.0.

> > I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K.

> > Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt
3.3.

> > This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0

> > and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

> >

> > Best of Luck,

> > TECH SUPPORT
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#2
I love it Sluggo! {Wink}
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#3
i like it when people post thier e-mail
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#4
a posted e-mail?how can you tell, arpi?
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> > :roflmao:



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Like I was gonna clean up the text so you wouldn't think it was an E-mail...
It made me laugh, so I shared.
(I did think about it, but I'm a slacker)
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