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How the fuck did i do that??
#1
Ever wonder, after you did something out of the ordinary, how the FUCK you did it, especially if you were doing everything the normal way?

Example: I somehow got from a suburb of Washington DC to Central Jersey this morning in 2:45. Two hours, 45 minutes. I left at 6:30 am, arrived at 9:30, and had a 10-15 minute break for gas.

I wasn't speeding AT ALL - I was pretty much 75 the whole way up.

Usually it takes 3:15-3:30 to get from DC to here, so I'm still trying to figure out how I shaved off a 1/2 hour-45 mins.
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#2
Were you driving a Delorean?
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#3
Quote:I wasn't speeding AT ALL - I was pretty much 75 the whole way up.
What road were you on that has a 75mph speed limit?
Big brown... what?
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#4
i know what you mean. i swore i wasnt going to read another self-congratulatory, boring thread by tenbatsuzen and all of a sudden, there i was, reading this thread. how the hell did that happen? weird!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#5
I hit the paddle ball an amazing 34 times while reading this thread.....
how the fuck did I do that???!!!
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#6
If you don't get backed up at tolls in Baltimore or Delaware, have no construction backups, that is not unheard of. I make it from Bethlehem, PA to the center of DC in about 3 hours regularly, going through Harrisburg/York/Baltimore.
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#7
Quote:Ever wonder, after you did something out of the ordinary, how the FUCK you did it, especially if you were doing everything the normal way?
Pretty much everytime I do something in Photoshop...and I am not talking sig. pics. either. :crackhead:
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#8
Quote:Were you driving a Delorean?

Would have had to been driving 88 MPH. Smile

Quote:What road were you on that has a 75mph speed limit?

Rt. 95's limit is 65, but the flow of traffic is usually 70-75 MPH. Cops don't bother with you until you start edging between 75-80, as I've seen.

Quote:i know what you mean. i swore i wasnt going to read another self-congratulatory, boring thread by tenbatsuzen and all of a sudden, there i was, reading this thread. how the hell did that happen? weird!

Yeah, and I was expecting to see completely unfunny, useless posts from you. Oh wait.
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#9
i wonder just how i actually lure 10 year old boys into dark places with chewing gum and harry potter cards. everytime it works.
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Quote:Rt. 95's limit is 65, but the flow of traffic is usually 70-75 MPH. Cops don't bother with you until you start edging between 75-80, as I've seen.
Yeah but, you said:
Quote:I wasn't speeding AT ALL
You even capitalized the "AT ALL" and yet you were, in fact, speeding.

I couldn't care less if you were speeding or not but, don't lie to me about it, bitch. :-D
Big brown... what?
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#11
I just held down my lunch after seeing that monster turd In Snuka's sig.
How the hell did I do that?!?
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#12
I come home with a lot of injuries after long nights of drinking. cuts, sore muscles, etc. No idea how.
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