Joke of the day - Cause i need a laugh

[Arthur Dent]

Too bad he didn't write anything with the copy and paste job.

That would be like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

Edit - Actually, the mustache would be funny.

This one is my favorite:

"It was big all right, but there was no "bang". Sound can't travel in a
vacuum, brainiac."

Edited By Arthur Dent on 1033515583

[JerseyThunder]

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None, he fell.