Ever Imagine An Entire Thread In Your Head?

[IrishAlkey]

Sometimes, I'll be sitting taking a shit and imagine Danked saying something in a thread.

Then, I imagine what Hybrid's reply would be.

Then, what my reply would be.

Then, I laugh while wiping my ass at how funny I can make you guys appear to be in my imagination.

[LyricalGomez]

Magazines :thumbs-up:

[IrishAlkey]

I should imagine you guys reading magazines?

[Danked]

Pretend I'm reading Cosmo and have yourself a hearty laugh.

[IrishAlkey]

That was exactly what you said in my imagination.

[Danked]

Ha ha! I'm gonna flatten my tummy in 10 simple days!

[Hybrid]

next you can work on how to get rid of split ends

[Danked]

Hybrid is reading Guns & Ammo.

[LyricalGomez]

I should imagine you guys reading magazines?

No, I suggest taking magazines so you don't have to rely on your weird fantasies about Danked for entertainment

[Danked]

He's welcome to imagine me with my flat tummy. I'd be flattered actually.

[IrishAlkey]

Thanks for explaining that.

[Danked]

My horoscope says I'm gonna meet a man tomorrow. And that I should buy that purse I've had my eye on.

[Danked]

With matching shoes, of course.

[IrishAlkey]

I wish I was said man.

[Danked]

Tall, dark, and handsome you're not.

[IrishAlkey]

I see you've been looking at me.

[Danked]

I know you didn't wash your hands when you were done.

[IrishAlkey]

Neither did Weird but I still let you touch it.

[Galt]

HOLY SHIT! I do the EXACT same thing.

Except, instead of taking a shit, I'm beating off. And instead of thinking of you guys, I'm thinking of hot chicks.