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Gold Bond!!!
#1
Like little magical pixies massaging your testicles all morning!
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#2
I use Shower to Shower powder.
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#3
They're either pixies or some sort of fragrant gnome.
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#4
its like a mint for your sack



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#5
Like crunching up some Certs in your pants.
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#6
next time spray binaca on your sac
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#7
now i am sad that i don't have gold bond Sad
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#8
Hybrid Wrote:next time spray binaca on your sac
I bet that would feel really cold :-o
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#9
only one way to find out
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#10
I'll pick some up on my way home tonight and let you know. I need a little excitement today anyway, Mondays fucking suck.
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#11
If it's cold you want, this is the wrong thread.

I'm all about the magic tingle!
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#12
I use head & shoulders too, but I'm guessing the tingle from that isn't nearly as good.



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#13
I always thought of it as a crisp ocean breeze blowing through my shorts.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#14
Did you know it's medicated???
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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#15
So i'm at alkeys house taking a shower after the softball game.

Did you shower?

yeah thanks, pat.

ok, cool.

glad you had that gold bond in there.

why?

eh, powdered up my balls a bit.

what?!?!?!?!

I used some of your gold bond on my sack.

YOU PUT THE GOLD BOND ON YOUR BALLS!!!

yeah, why?

I use that for my feet!!!!!!!

I had a hearty chuckle, indeed.
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#16
I bet he couldn't use it anymore knowing what you did with it.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:So i'm at alkeys house taking a shower after the softball game.

Did you shower?

yeah thanks, pat.

ok, cool.

glad you had that gold bond in there.

why?

eh, powdered up my balls a bit.

what?!?!?!?!

I used some of your gold bond on my sack.

YOU PUT THE GOLD BOND ON YOUR BALLS!!!

yeah, why?

I use that for my feet!!!!!!!

I had a hearty chuckle, indeed.
i was there!!!!

and gold bond rocks. for the feet though i reccomend dr schoals or however you spell it, peppermint foot lotion, mmmmmmmmtinggly
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