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It's time for a good old fashioned...
HummerLovin?

:Confusedlaps the Happy Helmet on MickyB::
::turns the dial to Kid at Christmas::
::watches his face jerk up into a big joker grin::
::he skips off to pick flowers and dance in the streets::
::gets run over by a truck::
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Now why did you go and do that? You know I'm just gonna come back with a chainsaw or some shit like that?

::Gets up, sees the damaged Happy Helmet, smirks::
::Walks up to Ladi, shoves his tongue down her throat while driving a pick axe into her back::
::Goes in search of the rest of the Camp Crystal Lake kids::
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:: still horny ::
:: realizes NA is the only thing that can be fucked without trying to kill ya ::
:: makes a deposit to the back of her throat ::
:: leaves whistling ::
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::grabs B by his ears, heaves egg salad all oer the front of him::
Brush you teeth ever dude? eww
::takes out staple gun, secures B to the floor::
::comes back with a large sword fish, shoves it down B's throat, and watches it come out his ass::
giggle
:Confusedhoves unshelled peanuts up his nose::

Ok, time to go home from work, gave a good weekend kids!
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
What the fuck? I was leaving...

::Pulls up from staples like Gulliver form the Lilliputian bondage and then goes after Ladi on her way out::
::Pins Ladi against the wall and performs a "Farmer's Blow" into her face to clear his nose of peanuts::
::Takes a chainsaw to her breasts and then wears the left one as a yamulke while dancing some Jewish dance he saw at some classmate's Bar Mitzvah when he was a kid::
::Finishes dance as Ladi recovers from shock and smacks her silly with an Igloo cooler which holds a case of beer which will be shared with anyone who helps to destroy Ladi::
::Drinks first beer as Ladi lays unconcious on the ground::
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Quote::Confusedlaps the Happy Helmet on MickyB::
::turns the dial to Kid at Christmas::
::watches his face jerk up into a big joker grin::

HAPPY HAPPY!! JOY JOY!!!
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Get your own Gamercard Sig.
::does the Happy Dance with LZ:: :bouncer:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
::Drinks next beer as the retards for him::
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:: Brains Mc B with a Louisville Slugger::

:: Hey look, free beer ::
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