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I always assumed this was a regular occurence in Africa.
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WDIL: Goats don't get AIDS
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Four times a week???
I feel bad for the goats, I mean...they are black guys :crackhead:
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A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it >board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . "
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Next time I get the urge to pick up the phone and call Shelle, i'm just gonna put on Animal Planet and grab some baby oil.
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What the fuck happened to yankin' your crank?
(I would have said spankin the monkey...but...)
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That's better than the South African's who believe fucking a virgin will make you immune to aids, so they rape babies. It was on cnn.com.
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This will make you think twice about eating that next piece of feta cheese.
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it figures. ya post something about goat fucking and UP pops Snuka. Who didn't see that coming a mile away?
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Quote:We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said.
ewwwwww...... I'm never eating Feta cheese again... :crackhead:
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