while I was jerking off last night

[GonzoStyle]

I played with my balls at the same time, it was pretty good, I reccomend it for those who never tried. I used a smidge of baby oil and got into it and started teasing my sac and then boom there's about half a glass of fuck juice allover the floor.

[Mad]

Did the cat lick it up?

[GonzoStyle]

No silly, I just wipe it up with a sock.

[Buttmunch]

Put the tuna oil on your bag and let the kitty lick away.

[Galt]

my balls are too close to my anus for me to touch, Poofy McJismdrinker

[Goatweed]

can I use Olive Oil instead?

[crx girl]

my balls are too close to my anus for me to touch, Poofy McJismdrinker

i'm surprised you're even able to jerk off.

[GonzoStyle]

my balls are too close to my anus for me to touch, Poofy McJismdrinker

so's your head but I bet you scratch your head.

[Keyser Soze]

you have to have the common courtesy to give yourself a proper reacharound