I didn't masturbate for the last 3 weeks

[GonzoStyle]

I did so this afternoon and my semen came out clumpy in some areas, like oatmeal.... is this normal?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

thats normal.....IF YOUR NAME IS ROBERT REED

[Mad]

You are damging your prostate, jerk it at least once day if not more.

[GonzoStyle]

It happened twice, I jerked off again to make sure.... I'm scared.

[Mad]

Is it thick chessey clumps? Because you might want to go to the free clinic or something. Nothing worse then having a huge long Q tip shoved down your pee hole.

[Danked]

Mix it with your tuna fish.

[Hybrid]

dont forget to chop up celery and mix it in.

[GonzoStyle]

third time was a charm, all is well now, crisis avoided.

I was just worried about the clumps coupled with the "cold sore" on my lip.

[The Jays]

well, looks like you won't be having sex with anyone on this board any time soon

[GonzoStyle]

thats 2 magoos on my part today.