I've hit a new low: i got rejected by my dermatologist today

[The Sleeper]

I was getting a skin check cause i have lots of weird moles and she's touching me all over the place. then she asks me if i have any moles in my groin area. i say maybe i have 1 or 2. then instead of manually checking the area, she asks me to point it out! i disgruntedly point to the small mole on my cock and she quickly goes "that looks fine!" and moves on.

[The Jays]

have you been eating pudding?

[diceisgod]

mole mole mole mole!

[Mad]

You sunbathe at Fire Island?

[Goatweed]

next time work up a hardon before she looks.

[release the bats]

you have a mole on your cock?

[The Sleeper]

yea i have penis cancer

[Mad]

I have one or two freckles on my cock, but all the nurses smile when they see mine.

[The Sleeper]

yea it's a freckle. it's not hairy or anything

[Keyser Soze]

thats not a mole, thats his cock

[The Sleeper]

that was footlarious!

[TheGMANN]

Freak.

[GonzoStyle]

Your mistake was "disgruntedly" pointing to your cock, you shoulda taken it out and started to caress it and point at it in a loving fashion.

she woulda followed your lead.

[The Sleeper]

i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay

[GonzoStyle]

next time you will know better, have it trimmed, clean and looking spiffy and be more loving with your cock.

[Keyser Soze]

you could have pulled a jay mohr and asked her what are we gonna do about this.

[Goatweed]

i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay

go to a Geisha girl.