i stopped at wawa on my way home

[Charles Manson]

from work and this girl with the most amazing ass I ever saw was paying for stuff at the counter. So as I drove off i noticed that same girl next to me in her car alone. So I sez, hey i saw you at the wawa a few minutes ago and I noticed that your butt is just perfect. Do you want to follow me back to my apartment for a few hours so I can look it in more detail. So she spit at me and called me a pig. I made the part up that would take balls but I was thinkin it, saw her, and that butt was perfect.

[Hoon]

have you ever seen an ass so nice you imagine her turds have smoother lines than a custom chopper?

[Goatweed]

you didnt even get her number?

[TheGMANN]

Wuss

[Charles Manson]

We're not all olive skinned romeos.

[Hoon]

being that way comes with a price, though.

unemployment and the INS