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This is a short list of celebrities not named Michael Jackson that I think are just fucking weird. Some of them are people I have memories of throughout my whole life but it seems like they are from another planet or something, like there's some kind of hidden conspiracy that is being kept from me and these "people" hold the key:
Dolly Parton
Little Richard
Kevin Bacon
Richard Simmons
David Lee Roth
Robert Goulet
Dick Clark
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Bob Goulet is a suave pimp, you can't understand him. He is the only person who may be cooler than you.
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Just look at him. That nose just screams conspiracy
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kevin bacon rules. he's been in a lot of good movies. quicksilver? the air up there? cmon!
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i enjoy his work too but i don't have to trust him
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He's using his screen gems and likability to lower your defenses.
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Dick Clark before and after the stroke? Or just after.
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for me it's always been Jeff Goldblum
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Liza Minelli
Morgan Fairchild
Wayne Newton
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John Malkovich terrified me after i saw Making Mr. Right.
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the guy that sings tiny bubbles
mel torme
ponch
the mother in the shining
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no but id add him too for sure. i meant the hawaiian guy.
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Benicio Del Toro - He wants to be on this list but his act is so forced it's pathetic. Definite attention whore in that the kind of attention he wants is to be thought part of the alien conspiracy and hence on this list but I won't allow it and I know what you're up to buddy!
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If you were wearing your tin foil beanie this wouldn't be an issue.
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