the Doors board is no more

[Abster]

butterscotch>bison?

[GonzoStyle]

Would you rather suck a cock that tasted like butterscotch or bison?

[Hoon]

Abby's sense of taste was lost two years ago when she fell off the horse ride stationed outside the local wal-mart and hit her head.

[GonzoStyle]

when did she lose her cunt?

[Abster]

Abby's sense of taste was lost two years ago when she fell off the horse ride stationed outside the local wal-mart and hit her head.

Ohhhh, funny man!!! If you close your eyes canyou hear me yelling AGAIN, AGAIN? Theiving bastard!

[Hoon]

it was gold and too good to remain accessible to a limited audience.

Now shut up, draw a picture on your boobs and show it to us.

[Abster]

Gonzo tell him, please...

[GonzoStyle]

I peed on one of those horsey rides once, I was a little drinky dooed

[Abster]

I'm surprised somebody gave you a quarter to ride it.

[GonzoStyle]

If you're cool, you can kick it in the neck and ride it for free.

[GonzoStyle]

Gonzo tell him, please...

sorry toots, bros before ho's!

[Abster]

I hope Hoon did that. it would freak him out thinking he had piss on his shoe

[GonzoStyle]

but it's my piss, he'd never clean his shoe again

[Abster]

Maybe with his tongue

[GonzoStyle]

Jealous?

[Abster]

That he has a tongue? totally

[Hoon]

This could create a hwole new porn genre.
HORSEY RIDE SEX!

[GonzoStyle]

we should try it

[Hoon]

God, I just had the sexiest image of me flopping a crippled woman over the horsey ride, loading it with quarters and letting the kinetic energy of the ride do all the work while I just stood there and made sexy faces.

[GonzoStyle]

I'm adding that to my list!!!