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#81
in all truth, i hate arena football
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#82
I would try again Arpi but alas, Sleeper already bitched slapped you again.

I must say though, your reply was mildly ammusing.
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#83
i hate that sleeper, he is truly mean
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#84
can i finally be on your list?
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#85
nope. i dont have a mean as a viper column
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#86
For future reference, "mean as a viper" should've had quotation marks around it.
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#87
I just hope that someday I can be on his "acknowledge" list.
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#88
:helpme:
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#89
What are you talking about Sluggo? Everyone knows you.
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#90
{Sad}
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#91
Quote:If we get a smile eating a chicken sandwich maynard can stop using words altogether.

Thats fucking funny.
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#92
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#93
SM seeks young philipeno boy who likes rectal penetration and schemgma.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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