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i'm sooooooooooooooooo insulted, i'm more like 4'1, not 3'9! and sure i'll clean under your couch
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well, at least you can give me a blow job if you stand on your tippy toes.:firebounce:
You know, people say you can't take a joke, I don't see what they mean actually.
On topic, just had UPS deliver something, guy fuckin smelt like he slept in his clothes. What the fuck? Why is my sense of smell so damned acute today? I am not liking this at all.
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I had to switch busses this morning to get on the one that was going downtown only, and the whole bus smelled like a dirty poop diaper....turned out, since I was so late for work this morning I caught the senior citizen's bus...trust me, the smell of BO is better than poop any day.
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Quote:I can't stop thinking about that nice, steamy, poop.
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Today at work this guy was standing next to the reception desk (Which i happened to be sitting at) and he fucking stunk like he hasn't even seen a fucking shower in months. I swear the smell seemed to follow me back to me desk after leaving the reception area. The funny thing is we think the guy is a fag. I aways thought they liked to smell pretty like chicks.
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Danked smells like anchovies. At least his ears do
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I think guys who wear too much cologne should be dumped into the same shit pile as people who don't shower!!! There are a couple of fucking tools that bathe in fucking cologne.....can smell them coming 3 rows away...fucking fags!!!!
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Leave it to teh fag Metal to be sniffing out men and their cologne.
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I dont wear cologne. And on the VERY rare occasion that I do, I only wear the tiniest bit.
I like my natural smell.
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Too much cologne may be over bearing, but nothing's worse than someone who bathes in cheap perfume.....especially if they're sitting next to you...it makes my eyes tear and my nose burn....
Also, was at the mall the other day and it was swarming with kids in soccer uniforms...can you take your smelly ass kids home for a bath before taking them shopping please?! UGhhh
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Quote:Leave it to teh fag Metal to be sniffing out men and their cologne.
Sometimes its unavoidable old man....just like the horrifying waft of moth balls you must be used to experiencing from all your non-inflatable dates. Yet we don't hear you complaining, now does we? :poke:
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