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The philosophy of movies - Life's lessons you learned from movies.
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What lessons about life have you learned from the movies?

Alien - Long journeys are best when made with friends. Especially expendable friends.

The Godfather - Always have your change ready BEFORE getting to the toll booth.

The Breakfast Club - If you lock a bunch of people in a room long enough, they'll all share their feelings and become best friends.

Predator - If you use violence, the invisible guy above you will punish you.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Clowns are bad, 'mmmkay?



Edited By Arthur Dent on Mar. 11 2002 at 2:14
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2001 Space Odessy: Your computer does not like you
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#3
* Black people always die first.
* Guys who like to drink a lot always beat their girlfriends
* Businessmen are the most evil quasi-humans to ever walk the face of the earth.
* Praying helps.
* The geeky girl is actually really fucking hot and surprisingly enough, she likes me for me.
* Actors are the worst athletes.....ever (Summer Catch, Basketball Diaries, Youngblood, etc).
* Justice always prevails
* Retards offer a lot to society
* Your life is ruined 100% of the time you do any drug because you immediately get addicted.
* Good guys have better aim than bad guys.
* Lesbians are hot girly girls, and not fat disgusting pigs.
* The quarterback and the head cheerleader are always dating
* Everyone in college gets laid ALL THE TIME.
* The smartest and kindest people on the earth are the homeless.
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#4
Jurassic Park 1 - Always pay your programmer very well.
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#5
this idea is played
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#6
Scary Movie 2: Never watch a Waynes Brother flick

American Pie 2: Never close your eyes when a chick wants to give you a drink

Goodfellas: No matter what, don't buy your chick a fur coat

Die Hard: Foot fists on a rug relieves tension
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