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To wash your hands before you touch your dick.
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it sounds like you had a fun weekend.
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I'm in love with a MILF that wbk introduced me to.
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I need to hang with him one of these days, he gets all the hotties.
Speaking of hotties, I almost went to see Trish Saturday night at Dewey's - I went to a bachelor party and one of the stops was The Mercury Lounge. Anyway, it was lame so I suggested going to Dewey's - the guys running the show didnt want to, since they had never been there before and apparently my recommendations wasn't good enough.
So yeah, that was my weekend.
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Jalapeno? That's nothing...try some West Indian shit.
"You like spicy food?"
"Sure."
"Try this!"
"Holy shit! Water! Water!"
And this is from someone who doesn't think food is spicy unless his mouth is burning...
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yeah, i don't work on saturdays. plus it's usually absolutely dead and they close at midnight. fridays are good. it's like a whole big hip hop thing. so, yeah, it's good you didn't go, i was on spring st last night.
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indeed, I would have been greatly disappointed. Plus I would have been really horned up from the strip club, so missing you would have made it 1000 times worse.
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Also, never finger your asshole after handling jalepeno peppers
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Why dont you just save time and stick the jalepeno peppers up your ass ?
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'cause that's just fuckin' nasty!
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Is that how the kids do it these days?
If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
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If you rub tabasco sauce on your finger and stick it up your ass, you'll stay hard for hours. I heard it on curb your enthusiasm so it must be true.
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try it & post the results.
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this is fucking short bus material right here
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who has trouble staying hard for hours? i have just the opposite problem.
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i just won a large bet with myself.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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you make bets about how long keyser can maintain an erection?
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Gonzo likes his cum spicy when it lands on his face.
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ew you have a penis?
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