After handling jalepeno peppers it's a good idea..
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After handling jalepeno peppers it's a good idea..
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07-11-2005, 02:09 AM
To wash your hands before you touch your dick.
![[Image: BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg) http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
07-11-2005, 02:18 AM
I'm in love with a MILF that wbk introduced me to.
http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS! 
07-11-2005, 02:23 AM
I need to hang with him one of these days, he gets all the hotties.
Speaking of hotties, I almost went to see Trish Saturday night at Dewey's - I went to a bachelor party and one of the stops was The Mercury Lounge. Anyway, it was lame so I suggested going to Dewey's - the guys running the show didnt want to, since they had never been there before and apparently my recommendations wasn't good enough. So yeah, that was my weekend. 
07-11-2005, 02:26 AM
Jalapeno? That's nothing...try some West Indian shit.
"You like spicy food?" "Sure." "Try this!" "Holy shit! Water! Water!" And this is from someone who doesn't think food is spicy unless his mouth is burning...
07-11-2005, 02:30 AM
yeah, i don't work on saturdays. plus it's usually absolutely dead and they close at midnight. fridays are good. it's like a whole big hip hop thing. so, yeah, it's good you didn't go, i was on spring st last night.
07-11-2005, 02:53 AM
indeed, I would have been greatly disappointed. Plus I would have been really horned up from the strip club, so missing you would have made it 1000 times worse.
07-11-2005, 10:57 PM
Also, never finger your asshole after handling jalepeno peppers
 
07-12-2005, 01:17 AM
Is that how the kids do it these days?
If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
07-12-2005, 11:06 PM
If you rub tabasco sauce on your finger and stick it up your ass, you'll stay hard for hours. I heard it on curb your enthusiasm so it must be true.
http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!  
07-13-2005, 01:26 AM
i just won a large bet with myself.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
07-13-2005, 02:40 AM
you make bets about how long keyser can maintain an erection?
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07-13-2005, 02:45 AM
Keyser Soze Wrote:who has trouble staying hard for hours? i have just the opposite problem.Let me impress people by stating my penis is always at full mast. Check. If the movie sucks, we can like make out if you like
07-13-2005, 02:49 AM
ew you have a penis?
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